The New Age Lexicon

A highly entertaining romp through New Age terminology that should have a permanent home in your bathroom. A few samples: Intuitive massage: massage performed by people who lack the training or know-how to do non-intuitive massage b) groping c) both. Prosperity consciousness: belief that, merely by affirming it, you can have whatever you want (sorry - need). Reason: discredited faculty, on account of being too head-based. Superstition: what you believe and I don't. Talk: a) substitute for action b) lecture: substitute for actual study.